It's Official! Yukidaruma Photos Are Fake!

My loyal crew has just finished their forensic examination of the Yukidaruma photograph and have concluded it is a fake perpertrated by Yukidaruma herself!

Don't believe me? Just check out the angle of that shadow she casts. It's ALL wrong!

I know it's petty of me, but I'm pretty satisfied to find this out.

What's This? MY Photographer Has a New Model?!

I can't believe it! I feel so betrayed. I'm checking things out on my photographer's computer and I find this image!

I have no idea what to think! Who is this creature? How could she? Just because I need a new makeover... Sheesh! She's the one who got all this dirt on me when she dropped me on the ground during a tree shoot! Not to mention melting me all over Dallas last year.

Hmm... Looking at all that snow... She must have gone to Australia or New Zealand to do these snow shots!

That should have been my trip! I'm more determined than ever to get that makeover done.

I'm Really Really Mad!

I just found out that my photographer went to Prague! And she didn't take me! She took her husband instead. Just because they've been married for ten years and are celebrating an anniversary doesn't mean she can just forget about me!

I'm going to start a picket line!